you’re my king and I’m your lionheart
(Am I actually posting on Tumblr again??? Idk but it seems as good a time as any doesn’t it)
I was born to be an uncle
i think if you block someone it should play an explosion animation on their dashboard but not say what happened or who . just like battleship
Anonymous said — ND is like what if two gay childhood friends were horribly fucked up growing up and in love and divorced
true love is found in the childhood friend u were brainwashed with and has tried to kill u multiple times since u defected to the ‘wrong side’ <3
Job applications: I am very passionate (true!) about normal and useful things (lie.)
*uses the seance as an excuse to hold your hand*
*clips my carabiner to yours so you don’t get lost*
She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
When my hot wrestler wife leaves me
Oh wrong post
No stay in this space with me
getting wicked drunk on honeydew behind my shoe house and smoking a mint leaf that a caterpillar sold me for five acorns
tgirlsaintlawrence said — Do you think gnomes have toxic masculinity. Would a gnome father shame his gnome son for not being gnome man wnough
The extent of gnome masculinity is like, trying to eat larger strawberries than the other gnomes. The most toxic it ever gets us a good natured chortle. Their society is beautiful.
